Most of last week’s episode of “Vanderpump Rules” centered around how well everyone is doing now. Stassi and Jax, while still not back together (producers obviously saving that for season finale), are growing closer. Kristin is finally getting over the fact that Tom cheated on her in Las Vegas. It seems everything is going great now in the world of SUR bartenders and servers. All of this happiness changed by the end, of course, when a new girl is brought in to work at the restaurant.
Before the preview continues can we take a moment to shake our heads at the name “SUR”. I gave the place the benefit of the doubt when I assumed the name was French, but that’s not horrible enough for Los Angeles. SUR actually stands for “Sexy Unique Restaurant”. I’ll give you a moment to collect yourself and chew back the vomit before continuing. Good, now let’s continue.
So why would a new girl be a problem at SUR? Well it turns out this blond bombshell has a rumored romantic past with Tom. And to top it all off they get along like Sam and Diane on “Cheers”. Just when things were going so well with Kristin, and here comes along another issue for their relationship. You’d almost think there were people called producers who arranged this whole thing.
Let’s check out the official Bravo synopsis for tonight’s all new “Vanderpump Rules”, titled “Surlesque”.
Lisa enlists Stassi and Katie to perform a sexy dance at Guillermo’s surprise burlesque birthday party. Jax is confronted with a health scare but receives scorn instead of sympathy from Stassi. Then, Kristen picks a fight to stop the gossiping about Tom and the new bartender.
Getting your attractive reality stars to perform a “surprise burlesque” show is one way to keep viewers interested. Jax’s health scare must be hair based. Of course, what we all are waiting for is Kristin to pick a fight. That’s where the real action is.
Here’s a preview of tonight’s SUR burlesque show. I mean what can’t these waitresses handle?
Tonight watch an all new “Vanderpump Rules” dance its way onto you televisions with the below info.
Date: Monday, December 2nd
Episode Title: “Surlesque”
Start Time: 9:00 p.m. ET
Online Stream: BravoTV.com