Bravo’s mouthy matchmaker, Patti Stanger, is back tonight for the season 7 premiere of “The Millionaire Matchmaker”. Each week Patti will attempt to help two single people find true love by celebrating their net worth to a group of willing singles. Patti’s catchphrase is “Meet My Millionaires” after all, and not “Meet My Emotional Beings”. The show is more about the outrageous advice Stanger gives, and the awkward millionaires who aren’t used to her style.
According to Bravo, tonight’s all new episode involves a “Celebrity” millionaire. Check out the episode synopsis below.
Patti is ecstatic to find out her first millionaire this week is actor Don Swayze. Don is Patrick Swayze’s brother and well known for playing the “scary dude” on TV; he’s a Werewolf on True Blood and an Arms Dealer on The Bridge. Patti’s second client is a party entertainer named Randy Lehrman.
No offense to Don Swayze, who I am sure is a great guy, but wasn’t Kevin Bacon’s brother available? One other thing the synopsis fails to mention is that Patti has a new cast of matchmakers working for her. Her old assistants weren’t the normal Bravo look, but that is what made them interesting. The new helpers seem like they were shaken out of Andy Cohen’s shoes. I’m already missing Destin and his constantly evolving facial hair.
Check out a preview of tonight’s episode from Bravo that features Patti and her new unblemished staff getting ready for work.
Besides the new staff, and what appears to be a new face, Patti also has finally found love herself. Expect Bravo to pepper this season’s episodes with “Patti in love”. The action all kicks off tonight on Bravo. Come for the “Celebrity” matchmaking, but stay for Patti’s hypocritical over the top advice.
Date: Thursday, December 5th
Episode Title: “Softy Swayze and the Boy in a Bubble”
Start Time: 9:00 p.m. ET
Online Stream: BravoTV.com