Alert your favorite creepy uncle because tonight CBS airs “The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show”. If you’ve never seen the show before let me try to explain it. Brazilian lingerie models walk the runway wearing skimpy underwear and over the top angel wings. That’s what the show has going on. It’s like watching “The Price is Right”, but if the Barker’s Beauties were the items up for bid. Besides the gorgeous models in garters there are live performances from some of your favorite musicians. This is a perfect show for people too old to use a computer and too embarrassed to visit an adult video store.
Let’s check out the CBS synopsis for tonight’s “Show”.
Taylor Swift, Fall Out Boy, A Great Big World, and Neon Jungle will perform on “The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show”, to be broadcast Tuesday, Dec 10 on CBS…This year’s fashion show will include world-famous Victoria’s Secret Angels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosia, Lily Aldridge…The lingerie runway show will include pink carpet interviews, model profiles, and a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the world’s most celebrated fashion show.
What is America’s sweetheart, Taylor Swift, doing at an event like this? How can she still be writing about boy crushes and then performing with women in this season’s newest crotchless underwear? Fall Out Boy and the other performers make sense, but I wonder if Swift will take her performance time to remind women its not what’s on the outside that counts.
Even with great performances, the real stars of the show are the models. The CBS preview has more than enough to satisfy viewers until tonight’s fashion show begins.
Be there tonight for all the underwear and bras fun tonight as CBS celebrates the holiday season with Victoria’s Angels.
Date: Tuesday, December 10th
Episode Title: “The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2013″
Start Time: 10:00 p.m. ET
Online Stream: CBS.com