“Vanderpump Rules” might only be in its second season, but the show is already showing signs of wear and tear. The show has made its money off the combustible relationship between Stassi and Jax, but recently that relationship has become so toxic that no one in their right mind would suggest these two should stay together. The writing was on the wall when Jax got a tattoo of Stassi’s ridiculous name on his bicep, and last week it all fell apart during SUR’s participation in the West Hollywood Pride Parade.
Jax revealed to the entire staff on the float that he brought home a twenty year old ballerina, and Stassi sitting in her over sized martini glass was not too pleased by that. They bickered and drew attention towards themselves, but the allure of them staying together just isn’t there. If Stassi and Jax aren’t together then what does this show have left? Well tonight they try to answer that question by adding a splash of sex no one asked for. Check out the synopsis below from Bravo for more of an idea of what to expect on tonight’s all new episode.
Lisa tries to wish Peter a happy 30th birthday, but when Scheana gives Peter an inappropriate lap dance, Katie and Kristen pick a fight and run Scheana out of the party. Stassi accuses Jax of being a sex addict, only to learn that Jax may have slept with one of her best friends.
Is there a show with more unlikable personalities than “Vanderpump Rules”? Scheana gets worse every week. She will do anything for screen time, and it comes off as desperate. The way she described last week how much she enjoys “all eyes being on her” is the exact same way strippers talk about their job. Scheana is a walking advertisement for having strong parental role models.
Also what a shock that Jax is a sex addict. It always helps to have model looks when someone accuses you of suffering from a sexual addiction. The preview for tonight features more of Jax crowing about all the tail he’s getting. That’s the whole show now.
Be there tonight as “Vanderpump Rules” slowly spirals out of control. The show is in dire need of new blood for season three because the usual suspects are almost out of reality TV gas.
Date: Monday, December 16th
Episode Title: “Addicted”
Start Time: 9:00 p.m. ET
Online Stream: Bravo.com