There are still a few men left on the planet that use Seinfeld’s Frank Costanza as their fashion icon. Tonight one of them is on “The Millionaire Matchmaker”, and looking for love. Needless to say Patti and her team have their hands full with a Millionaire who must have owned multiple gold medallions in his life. Patti deals with the problem bachelor by strapping a shock collar to his leg, and buzzing him when he pins the creep meter. While there will be two Millionaires on the show tonight, only one of them is a star.
Here’s the Bravo synopsis of tonight’s episode.
Forty seven-year-old Robbie Mione is a successful former optician with many rich clients. Now a man of leisure, he’s looking to get married but his superficiality and jokes keep him from connecting with women. Will Patti get Robbie to change his shallow ways long enough to find a mate? Patti’s second millionaire this week is Dane Dunn, a 37 year old who lives in Orange County. He is an entrepreneur, owns several gyms, and has two kids from a previous marriage. Since his divorce, Dane says he has attracted only ‘nut jobs.’ Can Patti teach Dane how to filter out the crazies so he can start dating a woman who is wife material?
Robbie is 47, but only dates women 21-30. Gosh, I wonder why he can’t find the right gal?
Dane Dunn, the other Millionaire, seems like the perfect type for Patti to mold into a success. Robbie’s best chance for dating success is a pool of women who need help on next month’s rent check.
Date: Thursday, January 9th
Episode Title: “Mr. Superficial and the Nut Job Magnet”
Start Time: 9:00 pm ET
Online Stream: BravoTV.com