Patti Stanger, aka “The Millionaire Matchmaker” must have heard all of the jabs we’ve been throwing her way this season. Whether it was casting sub-par Millionaires or the genuine lack of romance exhibited on the dates, there was always something off with Patti’s love abilities this season. So to fight the perception that the only thing Patti finds is discord, the Bravo dating show produces a “successful” match at the beginning of this week’s show.
Of course the guy Patti helped is a magician straight out of an off Vegas strip lounge. How tiring must it be to the wife of a magician? He can’t even tell a story about their engagement without doing a sad magic trick. He’s like a real life Gob Bluth. Anyway Patti wants viewers to know that just because every couple this season has fizzled doesn’t mean she can’t find love for even the most annoying of bachelors.
Tonight’s all new episode, titled “The Fixer and The Dick”, takes us back to the season 7 trend of unlikable Millionaires. Both of them are in advertising, and both have personalities with little to no redeemable qualities. Here’s the Bravo synopsis of tonight’s episode.
Justin Cooper is a 32-year-old advertising sales executive from Chicago. He’s a sharp dresser who runs a tight ship, and he expects his girlfriend to abide by the same standards. If they don’t, he tries to “fix” or “improve” them. Patti’s second millionaire this week is also in advertising. Chad Towersey is a 34-year-old Newport Beach native who loves to surf and loves the ladies even more.
Just how bad are the Millionaires tonight? So bad that Patti has to confront one of them before the mixer with news that he’s really a dick. Yes, come on reality TV and have Patti embarrass you on cable.
The quest for a shred of love continues tonight on “The Millionaire Matchmaker”.
Date: Thursday, March 13th
Episode Title: The Fixer and The Dick
Start Time: 9:00 pm ET
Online Stream: BravoTV.com