At least tonight’s all new installment of “The Millionaire Matchmaker” does away with all pretense of Patti finding love. This week she’s abandoning Los Angeles Millionaires to help out the rich bachelors of Las Vegas. The episode, titled “Make Time For Love And Betting On Change”, features a Millionaire so rough that Patti can’t be held responsible for his love life.
Like most rich successful men he goes by a nickname. “Vegas” Dave is a professional sports bettor with the hair cut of a spoiled third grader. He’s the classic example of how living in Las Vegas changes people at the molecular level. He might look like a round butterball ham, but “Vegas” Dave is very particular about the type of woman he’s looking for. In one preview for tonight’s show Patti describes his type as “slave”.
“Vegas” Dave isn’t someone you bet on to find love. Sure enough even though he goes through the motions of having a Patti thrown mixer, true love isn’t in the cards. Not only does “Vegas” Dave find the choice of women below his standards, but he also tries leaving in the middle of the party. That’s a major no-no in “The Millionaire Matchmaker” club. Patti takes the opportunity to chase him down outside the club and cut his genitals off with her words.
“Vegas” Dave got just what he deserved. After that first date goes south Patti moves on to a Las Vegas mentalist. Here’s the Bravo synopsis of tonight’s episode.
“Vegas” Dave is a 32-year-old professional sports bettor who has more luck betting on football than he does on love. He’s never been able to focus long enough to keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks. Patti’s next millionaire is mentalist Gerry McCambridge. He’s a popular entertainer on the Vegas strip who has trouble finding love.
A mentalist who can’t find love? Isn’t that something he should be good at? “Vegas” Dave and an ineffectual mentalist tonight on “The Millionaire Matchmaker”.
Date: Thursday, March 27th
Episode Title: Make Time For Love And Betting On Change
Start Time: 9:00 pm ET
Online Stream: BravoTV.com