Least Annoying: Ashton Kutcher or Katherine Heigl (Graphic)

Who’s ready for Killers? C’mon, it’s a rom com about a government hitman who marries a cute computer tech, retires from the game, then years later becomes the target for execution by assassins who may or may not be his next door neighbors.

Sounds awesome. Kinda like a combination of Grosse Pointe Blank, The Whole Nine Yards and Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Minus the talents of John Cusack, Bruce Willis and Brangelina. Instead, we get Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl. Not exactly Woody Allen and Diane Keaton.

For a variety of reasons, both Kutcher and Heigl have become pretty annoying as of late. Neither has reached the Tom Cruise/Lindsay Lohan level of irritation, but it’s not for lack of trying. So, who’s the least annoying of this terrible twosome? A quick look at the tale of the tape should provide an answer (click to enlarge):

Congratulation to Kutcher. He’s the clear-cut winner in this showdown of annoying stars. Despite his incessant tweeting and awful commercials, Heigl sill comes out on top due in large part to her non-stop complaining about how unfair and hard a life of celebrity is. Plus she’s got a giant forehead.