Dr. Pimple Popper Season 2, Episode 3: The Last Unicorn recap
Dr. Pimple Popper successfully cures a disease from Game of Thrones, performs a labiaplasty, and cups a breast on The Last Unicorn.
Every episode of Dr. Pimple Popper could basically be titled “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot,” because there is constantly a case that staggers the mind. It’s either a question of how someone could live so long with such an obvious issue, or the realization that such an issue exists. Either way, WTF.
With that said, this episode is probably closer to the first case. A veteran named Louis has a skin condition that is heartbreaking. Virtually everyone is left to wonder how it could have gone on so long and gotten so bad. There’s also another unicorn bump that will likely excrete some sort of mashed potato looking substance.
Louis’s Gray Scale
You want to feel bad for a guy who can peel off a sheet of papyrus from his feet or legs on a daily basis. Especially if it appears to be linked to his time Desert Storm. At the same time, Louis needs to take a little better care of himself by maybe trimming his nails so they don’t look like eagle claws.
Dr. Lee does a punch biopsy, which is basically apply coring a piece of his skin to get multiple layers. Then she shows his son how to apply Vaseline, cover it with a wet sock and cling wrap, while being sure to avoid his candy corn toe nails.
Irais’s Cornucopia del Cabeza
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Despite being in the U.S. for ten years and wishing for the American dream, Irais can’t speak English and has her cousin Gil tel the story of her cornucopia del cabeza. Her bump is extremely gross and appears to have a nipple. Money is the reason provided for not previously seeking medical attention, but Irais has had enough money to eat until morbidly obese.
Dr. Lee thinks it’s a pilar cyst. Her medical assistant speaks Spanish, but Gil continues to translate unnecessarily. After the initial cut occurs, Dr. Lee realizes it can’t be removed whole. An internal cut later and dirty, yellow juice squirts before what looks like baby diarrhea oozes out. Eventually something resembling a lumpy animal heart gets removed, and the remaining skin that looks like a vagina is salvaged by Dr. Lee.
Johnny’s bada-boob
Under Johnny’s left armpit is what he calls a nipple-less boob. His daughter thinks it makes him self-conscious. It does, but not nearly as self-conscious as his daughter should be about her haircut, back-fat, and bad tattoos.
Dr. Lee immediately diagnoses it as a lipoma. A scalpel opens a massive gash, and if not for the recent vaginaplasty you’d wonder how Dr. Lee could sew him back together. After some prying and elbow grease, Dr. Lee pulls out a 1-lb combination of raw chicken, insulation, and peeled mango.
The follow-up interviews and videos prove Dr. Lee is a miracle-worker and deserves her Dr. Pimple Popper fame. Louis comes back like a new man, with no pain, able to walk without a cane, and fairly normal looking skin. He’s diagnosed with ichthyosis, and Dr. Lee relays how proud she is of the progress.
Dr. Pimple Popper airs Thursdays at 8:00 p.m. on TLC.