A dude’s Vanderpump Rules power ranking Season 7, Episode 17

SANTA MONICA, CA - JUNE 16: (L-R) Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright, James Kennedy, Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval, Scheana Marie, Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, and Tom Schwartz of Vanderpump Rules attend the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards at Barker Hangar on June 16, 2018 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for MTV)
SANTA MONICA, CA - JUNE 16: (L-R) Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright, James Kennedy, Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval, Scheana Marie, Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, and Tom Schwartz of Vanderpump Rules attend the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards at Barker Hangar on June 16, 2018 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for MTV) /
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7. Scheana (last week’s ranking: 3)

Scheana says she was planning to send Adam a risque selfie at some point. Luckily, Tom is there to take a photo of her in a sexy Lara Croft cosplay, which is really just her in a swimsuit with a knife in a holster on her thigh. Adam’s a lucky guy.

However, Scheana is annoyed that Adam isn’t responding to her sexy selfie. We have officially reached peak narcissist millennial on Vanderpump Rules.

6. Brittany (last week’s ranking: 10)

Brittany didn’t do much other than, again, drinking against the doctor’s orders. Once again, when Jax Taylor has to watch over your health and safety, you have royally screwed up.

5. Schwartz (last week’s ranking: 6)

The gang goes on a dune buggy tour through “Jurassic Park” which is actually just a wildlife preserve and ranch. I’m gonna say, as a Michael Crichton fan if I didn’t see a Velociraptor it is not Jurassic Park.

There is a nice moment between the two Toms when Lisa texts them a photo of the line outside of TomToms. The guys hug and dance like they just won the lotto and I’m happy for them. They might be kind of dunces, but they’re both hard-working and good dudes.