The five biggest atrocities leaving Netflix in June
Each month Netflix refreshes the list of content available. The five biggest atrocities leaving Netflix in June shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.
Each month there are a few titles that, when removed from Netflix, cause nearly everyone that dog-with-sideways-turned-head-look-of-confusion as to why it was available to stream in the first place.
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Well, the summer months are upon us, and rotten material left out in the sun is guaranteed to stink. As a result, Netflix has made the following cuts to avoid that nasty molding fruit smell.
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
Did you know that on a scale of 1-to-nobody cares, Legally Blonde had a sequel? The question is rhetorical. Nobody cared/cares. Here’s a little known fact: It’s been confirmed that over 75 of the five-star reviews for this movie on Amazon were written by Reese Witherspoon. True story.
This abomination follows the vapid Elle Woods, cavorting all over Washington for a good cause: the cosmetic industry is testing on animals, y’all, and, like, her dog’s mother is an unwilling participant. If there were ever a more serious case with profound impacts, Elle’s never seen it. In fact, she hired a private detective to track down the chihuahua that looks like every other chihuahua.
Wait, it’s even more important than that! It’s so important that Sally Field and Bob Newhart get less screen-time than the dog. In between shots of the dog and Elle doing things nobody other than Paris Hilton does, viewers are introduced to a “snap cup,” the idea of a Capitol Hill Barbie, and legislation via sorority cheerleader routines.
Long story short, unless the color pink and perpetual shrieking is your idea of a good time, this movie is guaranteed to cause a migraine.