Top WTF moments and quotes from Archer: 1999, Episode 4

ARCHER: 1999 -- "Dining with the Zarglorp" -- Season 10, Episode 4 (Airs Wednesday, June 19, 10:00 p.m. e/p) Pictured The Zarglorp. CR: FXX
ARCHER: 1999 -- "Dining with the Zarglorp" -- Season 10, Episode 4 (Airs Wednesday, June 19, 10:00 p.m. e/p) Pictured The Zarglorp. CR: FXX /
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ARCHER: 1999 — “Dining with the Zarglorp” — Season 10, Episode 4 (Airs Wednesday, June 19, 10:00 p.m. e/p) Pictured: (l-r) Lana Kane (voice of Aisha Tyler), Sterling Archer (voice of H. Jon Benjamin). CR: FXX
ARCHER: 1999 — “Dining with the Zarglorp” — Season 10, Episode 4 (Airs Wednesday, June 19, 10:00 p.m. e/p) Pictured: (l-r) Lana Kane (voice of Aisha Tyler), Sterling Archer (voice of H. Jon Benjamin). CR: FXX /

Best quotes

"Mallory: [As the ship is under attack] What is with all the banging and the shouting? Are we hosting a quinceanera?"

The subtle racist jokes are not everybody’s cup of tea. Mallory’s stuck-up delivery and righteous indignation always gets me.

"Lana: You’re the one who wouldn’t listen to me and set our course to a galaxy in which we’ve never been before, and as we can now see is a ship-eating cosmo-crestacean! Archer: Well, you were the one making the flight super boring so I started punching colored buttons on the navigation panel, building to a loud, yelly, final last point!"

I love these long-winded arguments between the two lovers. Especially how Archer doesn’t let the fact that he doesn’t actually have a last point dissuade him from yelling anyway!

"Mallory: [After she, Archer, and Lana encounter another survivor inside the space snail] Can’t you go anywhere these days without being accosted by the homeless?"

Look at this deadbeat! Living for free inside of a space slug’s belly!

"Archer: There’s always things out there that can be used as a mixer Lana. I once made a drink out of Barbicide and hair gel. I called it a ‘Moscow Mousse’"

Not going to lie, that’s pretty ingenious. Also, Archer might be an alcoholic (but you knew that already).

"Cheryl: You’re not my space supervisor!"

What can I say? I’m a sucker for throwing fan service to us.

"Archer: Wait, I just came up with a plan. It’s kind of complex. RUN!"

Hold on Sterling can you go over that again? I had a bit of trouble following that.

"Captain Price: [After Cyril tells her all his worst childhood memories] But you know what people say? When things seem darkest… Cyril: What captain? Price: Kill yourself."

Wow, that got dark really quick. Like darker than the place she drove Cyril to.

"Ray: [Seeing Price tying a noose around Cyril’s neck] What are you doing? Cyril: Killing myself. Ray: Why, besides the obvious?"

Hahaha oh man even Ray, who is trying to stop Cyril from killing himself, takes a shot.

"Price: [Helping Cyril write his suicide note] Maybe add something like “all my love. P.S. please eat me.” Ray: [Struggles while being gagged on the ground] Price: See? Ray thinks it’s good too! Now let’s go find you a load-bearing pipe."

You got to admire how resourceful she is when it comes to convincing people to kill themselves.

"Archer: Cyril, stop trying to kill yourself. Cyril: Aw, Archer– Archer: Help Krieger ready the boosters, then kill yourself if you want."

I’m sure that Archer would honestly prefer that.

"Price: Glenda Price didn’t eat directly out of a crewman’s eye socket to die here today!"

Well, you say that…

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What was your favorite moment of last night’s episode of Archer: 1999?

Archer airs on FXX Wednesdays at 10 PM EST.