90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Season 4, Episode 5: Top Moments
90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days is must watch, drama-filled, voyeurism. This dumpster fire is taking catfishing to the next level.
There are eight couples on this season of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, but only five of them are primetime. Honestly, if there were an entire episode with the top three couples it would be worth the time.
Here are the top moments for each couple this episode of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Season 4, Episode 5 “Our Lips Are Sealed.”
Avery & Ash
Aside from their skinny jean competition, it’s tough to hate on them as a couple. They’re gorgeous together, and seem to have real chemistry. So much chemistry, in fact, that she decided to have sex with Ash on the first night even though she planned on making him sleep in the other room. Their highlight is clearly when Ash’s brother gives her the third degree during dinner, and Ash’s big eyes look like shock, rather than just being bulged like normal.
Lisa & Usman
Could someone tell Baby Love
Visa
Lisa his rap name is Soja Boy, and not Soulja Boy? Also, while we’re at it, where does she get off being so controlling and jealous? Anyway, the top moment of the episode for this impossibly incompatible couple is when the video director, Umar Mb, said he disavows the horrific video/song Usman made. A very close second is when the Abba tells Lisa she is ruining Usman’s music career.
Ed & Rose
This is probably the most ridiculous and entertaining couple. There is no way she’s attracted to Ed. The best part of the episode to some may be when Ed springs the “take a VD test so I can trust you”-ultimatum, or when he gives her the third degree about the number of Facebook friends she has, but those are the only secondary at best. The number one moment for this couple is seeing Ed sweat ferociously after a small walk in the Filipino sun.
Geoffrey & Varya
Even though Geoffrey is worried about Varya using him, what he should be worried about is the fact he hasn’t told her about his extensive rap sheet. He’s mentioned being nervous about it, but we’re not talking a single indiscretion.
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There is a clear winner for these two. The Russian Inquisition at dinner is a big hit, and Geoffrey exploding on all her friends was superb. The one Russian guy who showed up for dinner, likely as protection, was “lucky he doesn’t speak English”-close to reenacting the ending of Rocky IV.
Stephanie & Erika
We get it Australian Kelly Osbourne, you’re bisexual. The best part for them is when they greet each other awkwardly in the airport. This just proves where we’re at in our culture, that the technicolor, bisexual couple separated by 9,000 miles is somehow the most normal of the socially awkward couples.
Yolanda & “Guy not really named Williams”
As long as Yolanda goes with the “he doesn’t know what happened to his Instagram”-delusion, that’s probably the top moment.
David & (Insert Catfish Here)
Is there a top moment for David? This guy spent over $100K on a chat website like it’s 1995 and he doesn’t have access to top-notch pornography, much less video chat on virtually every cellphone in the last 5-10 years. But, yeah, sure, his Ukranian “girlfriend” Lana, who stood him up multiple (read: bogus) times, can’t utilize video and audio at the same time. Clearly the best moment for this insanity is when David buys a cubic zirconia…because it shines. You know what else shines?
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The next episode of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days promises to deliver even more drama, catfishing, and Darcey trying to parlay her appearance into a reality career.
90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days airs Sundays at 8pm ET/PT.