Here are all the zingers from Zingbot’s first appearance on Big Brother 19
Zingbot has arrived to roast the Big Brother 19 houseguests.
We’re just past the halfway mark on Big Brother season 19, so it was high time for a visit from the notorious and beloved Zingbot. Zingbot, as you surely know, is the robot bully that CBS rolls on into the house for an indeterminate amount of time to keep the houseguests grounded and act as a roasting conduit of the people.
Zingbot spared nothing and the insults distributed amongst the houseguests were actually pretty harsh. Some were certainly funny (say the Christmas carol about Christmas’ broken foot) and a good “dead weight” joke will always go over well, but coming at Josh for his weight or Raven for her face (!) is just cruel — and not particularly clever. Judge for yourself, below.
Zingers from Zingbot:
Mark: You might be bye-sexual because every time you try to get with Elena, she says “bye.”
Jason: Alex, I see you’ve been forced to carry around a ton of dead weight, or, as I like to call it, “Jason.”
Raven: You got the clownitard. That’s the worst punishment ever…oh wait, it’s just your face.
Josh: You shed so many tears this summer. Too bad you can’t shed any weight.
Paul: Last season, you taught me so much. Like how to have friendship, how to be pissed, and how to lose half a million dollars.
Matt: Congrats on making it so far in the game since the only thing you’ve done is Raven.
Kevin: I hear you like to use saran wrap to preserve your youth. Newsflash: Too freaking late.
Alex: What do you call someone with bleach-blond hair, likes to wear cat ears, and handles lots of wieners. A [bleeped]!
Christmas: [Sung to the tune of 10 days of Christmas] 10 shattered bones, nine weeks in a cast, eight surgeries, seven more X-rays, six years of rehab, five titanium screws, four hospitals, three pain pills, two crutches and a guilty rodeo clown.
Everyone is really hyped about it, but no one loves it more than Josh, which should tell you just about all you need to know. Truly, Josh and Zingbot is the show’s next big showmance.
And to be fair, the Paul one is *chef’s kiss.* Paul, who is still thinking so hard about all the way down the line, deserved to be reminded. Not that he could forget. Gosh, imagine if he lost again, when he’s so clearly the only one playing any game at the moment?
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Notably, Zingbot also got political, referencing Trump (“despite scandal after scandal, Zingbot still ran away with the presidential election”) and colluding with “President Puntin” to help steal the election in the veto competition. Well done, CBS.