A dude’s Vanderpump Rules power ranking Season 7, Episode 15
By Josh Tyler
11. Kristen (last week’s ranking: 12)
Kristen and Katie have a sit-down finally, about the confrontation between Katie and Carter. She completely backpedals and takes the blame for always complaining about Carter. She also says that all this commotion has made Carter change (I burst out laughing) and blows her heart out about how much she loves Carter.
Kristen then says she wants to have a conversation with Lisa “adult to adult” about her status for the TomTom’s. Oh, but who would be the adult to represent your side, Kristen? She concludes the statement by saying “I’m going” as all the other girls cringe, knowing that Lisa Vanderpump rules her kingdom with an iron fist.
When Kristen finally confronts Lisa, Lisa deftly tells her that she did not invite anyone to the Daily Mail party in a not-so-subtle way of saying “I clearly didn’t want you there, but we both know damn well I wasn’t the one who didn’t invite you.” Kristen is finally allowed entry to the party, to Lisa’s consternation, but Kristen takes this way above what it was meant.
“Maybe I’m winning Lisa over. Maybe Lisa likes me,” she says. Oh, honey…oh no, not at all. Lisa clearly did this at her duress because the producers told her you’ll bring some great drunken shenanigans.
She just prays to god you keep the drama directed away from her so her show does well. Lisa’s playing chess, you’re playing tic tac toe.