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Charlie’s Angels: 5 Reasons a reboot is futile

By Greg O'Shalae

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 11: Actors Naomi Scott (L) and Becky G at Nickelodeon's 2017 Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 11: Actors Naomi Scott (L) and Becky G at Nickelodeon's 2017 Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 11, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images) /
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CANNES, FRANCE – MAY 18: (EDITORS NOTE: Image has been digitally retouched) Kristen Stewart attends the closing ceremony during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 18, 2018 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Matthias Nareyek/Getty Images)
CANNES, FRANCE – MAY 18: (EDITORS NOTE: Image has been digitally retouched) Kristen Stewart attends the closing ceremony during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 18, 2018 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Matthias Nareyek/Getty Images) /

Kristen Stewart is the lead for the new Charlie’s Angels, and that’s not a positive start.

Just Google Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart to get a feel for how she’ll do in a remake of Charlie’s Angels. For some reason Hollywood thinks Kristen Stewart is a lead. Whether there are incriminating videos and pictures of top Hollywood brass is unknown, but it wouldn’t be surprising.

The number of people who have started Kristen Stewart movies is far greater than those who have stayed awake for entire Kristen Stewart movies. Most of her movies and performances are like tinnitus: irritating and monotonous. Her range spans from introverted to emotionally reclusive. If it weren’t for brain-dead tweens fawning over a below average, poorly written vampire franchise, there’s a good chance Kristen Stewart would be relatively obscure. In fact, if it weren’t for her parents both being in the business, she probably wouldn’t have made it as far as she has.

Furthermore, Kristen Stewart’s best role is probably Speak, but that’s probably because her dialogue was severely limited. Take away the Twilight series and her top movies are Snow White and the Huntsman, Panic Room, and Jumper. In each movie she was outclassed by the accompanying talent. Keep in mind Hayden Christensen was the “star” in Jumper.

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