Lifetime’s Mommy Group Murder: Ranking these killer mothers

Pictured: Leah Pipes - Photo Courtesy of Lifetime PR/A&E Networks
Pictured: Leah Pipes - Photo Courtesy of Lifetime PR/A&E Networks /
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Mommy Group Murder
“Mommy Group Murder” – Pictured (L-R): Helena Mattsson, April Billingsley – Photo Courtesy of Lifetime PR/A&E Networks /

2. Roz

Roz is probably the most sane mother in the group since she was pretty quick to turn on Grace once things started getting suspicious. Of all the moms in this movie, I’d probably want to be friends with her the most.

If it weren’t for Roz, Natalie might have wound up dead and she teams up with her to take Grace down and let Lydia come in for the final blow.

1. Grace

Obviously, Grace is taking home the first place trophy for the most murderiest mommy of all. Even by Lifetime standards, Grace is perhaps one of the most cold-hearted women to ever star in one of their films.

Let’s take a look at all the atrocities she committed over a period of 90 minutes, shall we?

  • Murdered her ex-boyfriend in the woods by shooting him in the back of the head. Somehow she walked away from this, changed her name, and moved to a new suburb to be evil elsewhere.
  • Slept with her supposed best friend’s husband, then stabbed him to death when he tried to break things off with her.
  • Worst of all, Grace Single White Female-d the woman who owned her house before her, Lydia. She murdered Lydia’s husband, kidnapped her child, Billy, and kept Lydia chained up in her basement. The only reason Grace kept Lydia alive was to force her to pump breast milk for Lydia’s her son. Honestly, I’m a little shocked someone as nutty as Grace would be that concerned with the breast vs. formula debate concerning all the murdering business. This woman’s priorities are clearly a mess.

Had Natalie and Roz not fought back against Grace, they likely would have become bullet points on this list too. It wasn’t so much a “Mommy Group Murder” so much as a “One Mommy in this Mommy Group is Insane but Everyone Else is Chill” but that’s not nearly as catchy a title.

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What did you think of Mommy Group Murder? What was your favorite part of the movie or the craziest moment? Do you agree with my ranking? Sound off in the comments below!

Don’t miss Mommy’s Little Princess, airing tomorrow night at 8/7c on Lifetime as the second new film in Lifetime’s March Mommy Madness weekend.