A dude’s Vanderpump Rules power rankings Season 7, Episode 21

On last night’s Vanderpump Rules, we got to see Jax and Brittany’s engagement party and Scheana finally brought some drama to the table.

Previously on Vanderpump Rules, the whole gang got together for some rowdiness leading up to Jax and Brittany’s engagement party. After all the whining Jax has done about the cost of this party, it had better be a freaking rager.

Well last night, we finally got to see the fruits of all this labor as the gang gathered for one final time during Season 7. We got drama between Scheana and Adam, more real talk from Brittany’s dad, and Lisa Vanderpump taking a beer bong. For the last time, who won and lost last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules?

12. Jax (last week’s ranking: 12)

We catch up with Jax and Brittany before their engagement party, where Jax appears to have finally given up on his complaints regarding the costs of this party. He says that this is a “new Jax” who is going to roll with things. Because when you think of someone who is easy-going and not controlling, you think Jax Taylor.

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We eventually do see that the fabled potato bar was paid for (I still hear Jax’s cries of “$300?”) while the rest of the gang admires how much Jax has “grown.” Tom Sandoval recounts all the lies that Jax used to tell from the benign (his parents owned 47% of CNN) to bizarre (he was going to be in Apocalpyto 2) to the unbelievable (that he is a virgin). Jax attempts to cap this sentiment by admitting to the Toms that all the issues and tribulations that they went through last year was on him and Brittany wasn’t at fault. Well, no duh.

I do not appreciate him ragging on Scheana for “making the night” about her by crying in the corner. One, she is doing this in the corner so it’s not about her. Two, you have highjacked plenty of other people’s moments over the years, so maybe stop calling the kettle black.

Jax continues to be a petulant little child because Brittany’s dad hasn’t fully accepted him and completely bought into his whole changed man routine. His sister reassures him that this is just what father’s do to their future sons in law. And that’s true when their future sons in law are sociopaths with a history of banging any girl under 27.

He ends the episode by telling us all that he doesn’t care about those people who don’t believe in him. Jax tells us that the non-believers fuel him and he knows the type of person that he is. He challenges all of us that he and Brittany will end up happily ever after. I immediately find the Vegas line on the over-under of their marriage and bet everything on the under.