The five biggest atrocities leaving Netflix in July

Every month, Netflix grabs a bottle of cyber-ipecac and attempts to projectile vomit the worst titles available. Here are the atrocities leaving in July.

Listen, every Netflix swing can’t be a homer. With the volume of television and movies being spewed by everyone with a camcorder, it’s difficult to know exactly what fans will want. Furthermore, sifting through the total Netflix library is like mining for gold in Kansas with a sluice box.

Before we start, I’d like to personally thank the admin at Netflix who made the decision to axe these titles.

Did You Hear About the Morgans?

Unfortunately, no amount of bleach will remove it from my eyes. The combination of Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker as Paul and Meryl Morgan, estranged husband and wife you immediately root against, bump fists for the Wonder Twin powers of “no man ever wants to see this” and “tinnitus.”

They witness a murder and nearly every viewer hopes the murderer turns his weapon on them. Alas, they escape to witness relocation in Wyoming, where they drag a comatose “big city folks don’t know nothin’ about that there country life”-trope around like the ideal Farmer’sOnly.com dating profile. It’s just as atrocious as you can imagine.