Temptation Island: Five Winners of the second season

It’s possible for someone on a reality television show like Temptation Island to give a positive impression without actually “winning” a relationship.

Does anyone actually go on any of the “looking for love”-shows with an honest intention? Are any of them actually looking? That’s the real question to be answered, but in the meantime, at least two people made positive impressions while on Temptation Island.

4. Dominique Price is a winner.

This man has the patience of a saint. How in the world he could play the slow game on Kate, who obviously had massive insecurities since she got back with David, while there were women on the show just absolutely ready to hook up, is a true mystery. David was on rumspringa the entire show, and Kate should have been much more open to a new relationship. Except she wasn’t, and Dom took his time, showed her patience, and eventually broke down her walls of insecurity.

For Dom’s sake, I guess the combination of serial cheating and total denial is difficult to overcome.

5. Rachel Hamel is a winner.

This chick went ENGAGEMENT RING SHOPPING with a man who was clearly emotionally troubled, if not deranged, and handled it like someone with a Ph.D. in psychology. Honestly, she should work with troubled youth or suicidal inmates, because she managed an even keel the entire time she was with someone auditioning for the role of Joker in a future Batman movie.

The proposal was borderline psychotic, 100% pathetic, and guaranteed to fail. Very cringe-worthy.

Temptation Island is currently casting for what will undoubtedly be a jaw-dropping third season.