10 reasons the Love is Blind reunion was complete trash

Honestly, the Love is Blind reunion was so lacking. There should have been so much more for a show that spawned hundreds of memes in a few short weeks.

OK, we’re past the obvious stuff for Love is Blind. We know everyone was open kimono, and doing their best to actually find love. Kind of like the first season of all dating shows. In the end, however, we still want to watch this show for the unpredictable carnival of overreactions and drama.

Here are five more reasons why the Love is Blind reunion was trash.

6. Suck it, Kelly

To prove how incompetent the Lachey duo were at their hosting job, they barely dug into Kelly when she started to break down mentally. She knows she screwed up, looked like a buffoon, and has an almost intolerable voice. Kenny could have been her knight in shining armor, but she threw it away because it wasn’t perfect.

Kelly is living proof of the “Female and Male Department Store“-joke.

So did either mental homunculus hosting the show throw a hard-hitting question in there to accelerate the waterworks? Nope. What a missed opportunity. Season two needs less of the Lachey irrelevancy, and more Maury or Dr. Phil.

7. Suck it, Jessica

Sorry, you’re the villain of the season; you absolutely did “feel that way at the time;” you probably still like Barnett; and you need to take responsibility for having a cancerous personality. Also, how can you apologize to Amber and Barnett, but not to Mark? WTF?

8. Zero drama

Speaking of the lack of tears, where was the drama? For a show that caused a ton of frustration, laughter, anger, and mixed emotions, there was almost none of it at the finale. This is one of those times that a meeting should have been an email, because we all know pointless meetings like the reunion solve nothing.

9. What about everyone else?

Even the people who get voted off first on Survivor get to return for the reunion show. We need to know what happened to everyone else, specifically the virgin.

10. Cameron and Lauren

I don’t know what I was expecting, but their fairy tale is too perfect. I’m surprised they didn’t mention a 3-bedroom house, white picket fence, their booming 401K, and bland picnics underneath picturesque willow trees.

Love is Blind is over, and a second season is likely happening. Pray it’s as good as the first.