90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Season 4, Episode 8: Top Moments
90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days is at the point where we have a pretty good idea which couple will make it. Luckily, there are still fireworks.
Where we left off last week with 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days was complete chaos. There is a range of fighting in Australia (Stephanie & Erika), comedy in the Philippines (Ed & Rose), and everything in between. The other couples’ details fill in the gaps, and the success of every single relationship is currently in question.
Here are the top moments for each couple this episode.
Lisa & Usman
Baby Love Visa has to buy a goat to present it to U.S. Man’s mother. If you saw her complain about the hotels, the beds, the weather, the shower, or anything else, guess how the goat purchase goes. What’s even better is when she says the price of $115 seems kind of high for a goat. As if she has any clue whatsoever about goat prices in the U.S., much less Nigeria.
During the taxi ride to Usman’s mother’s house, the goat makes a ton of noise. Almost like it’s singing. Speaking of which, gotta play this jam or my day isn’t complete.
Undeniably the top moment for these two is when Usman’s mother and eldest sister not only say no to the matrimony, but throw a Nigerian cultural grenade on it. Not only no, but hell no.
Ed & Rose
Can we please have an entire show devoted to this pair? Ed is a mangled bundle of faux pas, obliviousness, and awkwardness. He freaks out about everything. The rain, the exposed electrical, the livestock roaming her house, the nonexistent bed without appropriate thread count for his skin condition, and thunder, all of it terrifies him.
Narrowing down the best moment for them is nearly impossible. It’s probably seeing how hilariously nonathletic Ed is while feeding Rose’s father’s pigs. He drops the dish twice, and it resembles a Three Stooges routine.
Geoffrey & Varya
The top moment for these two is when Geoffrey sweats his criminal history, thinks about how his Russian friend Igor knows all the details, and eventually breaks down and tells Varya. Awkwarrrrd.
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Stephanie & Erika
What is the best thing to do after a fight that nearly ends a relationship? A four-hour drive! It’s tense, and they’re very different people. Erika makes stank face for the entire time she’s recorded, then continues when the couple has drinks with Edd from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.
At this point, I’d say there is zero chance they stay together. They’re so different. Their perpetual arguments are tiresome, and the peak of their interaction is when Erika storms out, again, because the intimacy is missing.
David & Catfish Lana
Holy hell. This guy gets a flat tire driving the 8+ hours to meet “Lana” in Pavlograd. David is the most clueless and luckless person in history. After the drive, David hopes to wander around the city and bump into her. Newsflash: David has her address. That is a brand new revelation that makes him seem even more ridiculous.
I can’t wait for David to meet the dude catfishing him.
Avery & Ash
They go on a crocodile tour, and we’re still waiting on the “move to America with his son”-decision. Expect fireworks when Avery meets Ash’s ex.
Yolanda & Catfish Williams
No news here. Yolanda still thinks Williams is real. Eye roll.
Darcey & Tom
These two hate each other. The best part of their time on this episode is when my DirecTV had poor reception during their portion. Serendipity.
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90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days airs Sunday at 8pm ET/PT.