90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Season 4, Episode 12: Top Moments

Erika and Stephanie meeting - 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days. Image Courtesy TLC
Erika and Stephanie meeting - 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days. Image Courtesy TLC /
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The blockbusters revealed in this episode of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days make it one of the most shocking episodes in series history.

There are eight relationships, and before this episode there was only one that had a chance, in my opinion. That couple was Geoffrey and Varya. Now, on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, there are three bombshells that absolutely change the dynamic of which couples will continue on together.

All aboard the 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days hot mess express! Spoilers ahead if you are not caught up on the reality series.

David & Lana

This guy goes to Russia, again, and wears his best, baby poop-colors shirt to meet this mysterious internet woman, despite the private investigator telling him on the phone and in person that she’s a scammer. But she shows up! She’s real! How are David and Lana the couple most likely to continue at this point!? We’re in bizarro world.

Geoffrey & Varya

Holy hell. Varya turned down Geoffrey’s proposal! She wants to keep things open, but isn’t ready for marriage just yet. Geoffrey is taking it like a betrayal. He holds the ring out for an extended, awkward period of time after her rejection, and then starts talking in past tense about their relationship. Yikes.

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As they drive to the airport, Varya points to a bar and says they should go there next time he’s in Russia. He icily questions why he should ever come to Russia again. Yikes again.

You know that scene in Can’t Hardly Wait and the one in Love Actually, where the person who wants the relationship the most chases down the other into the airport? It literally happened! She chased him down, and he rejects her, proving those movies are complete BS.

Ed & Rose

Shocker, Rose has had enough of Ed’s nonsense. He’s completely oblivious to how much he has hurt her, lied to her, and embarrassed her. She tells Ed “I am done.” He storms off, and she makes the “awkward look monkey puppet”-face. It’s 100% over, as her videos online indicated.

Stephanie & Erika

Anyone who didn’t see this one coming is blind. Since Erika broke the bi-news to her parents, it’s Stephanie’s turn. Naturally, the parents of the girl who looks like Erika are a little more free-flowing with their approval. I’m willing to bet they were very laissez-faire, very free range. Stephanie, on the other hand, has traditional parents. Especially her mother.

As a result, they have too many top moments to list. There’s the video chat where Stephanie doesn’t mention her bisexuality or call Erika her girlfriend. Then there’s the party with Erika’s extremely unattractive friends.

Finally, the best moment is when Stephanie pulls her neurotic, basket-case routine, again, throws a bowl in the hotel, and explodes over one of Erika’s past relationships. They’re officially done, and the sun will rise tomorrow.

Lisa & Usman

Honestly, I don’t care about the goat, the prayer, the traditional clothing, the older brother, the magistrate who won’t let them get married. At this point, all I care about is U.S. Man’s music career, and that’s why I hope he marries Baby Girl Visa. Prepare for this song to go #1 when he makes it to the States.

Avery & Ash

How in the world are these two still together!? I’m team Ash all the way on this. Sorry, not sorry. No matter what he does, she always flips it on him. It’s perpetually his fault, no matter what he says or does. He could say 1000% what she wants, and her reply would be “Why are you being so defensive?!” I would put money on multiple past relationships ending because of massive amounts of drama.

If Avery wants to make this work at all, she needs to tell her face. Also, in her talk with Sian, who is Ash’s ex-wife, it turns out moving to America with Taj is unlikely. What’s odd is, Avery and her kid moving to Australia never even comes up. I wonder why?

Yolanda & Catfish

No updates, but she probably thinks his passport got hacked or something.

Darcey & Tom

As always, this pair is hanging on solely because they want to remain on television. 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days could pitch literally any idea, and Darcey would volunteer before the word fiance came out.

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90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days airs Sunday at 8 p.m. ET/PT.