You’re the Worst Season 5, Episode 4: What Money’s 5 worst acts

You’re the Worst continues to make it difficult to ascertain who the actual worst character is. As The Notorious B.I.G. said, Mo Money, Mo Problems.

After everything that Jimmy and Gretchen have done on You’re the Worst, nobody could be worse. Right? Jimmy gets a $700,000 check in the mail from 20th Century Fox for his screenplay, however, and it brings out the worst.

It’s surprising, but here are the worst five moments of You’re the Worst‘s latest episode.

Hiding the cash

Despite tasting his own semen to make Gretchen happy, it appears Jimmy doesn’t want to share his money with her. I mean, he tasted it twice for good measure, but that didn’t stop him from trying to hide his check. After masturbating to the check, he tries to hide it in 20 different locations before Googling “rich, now what.” Jimmy subsequently buys a massive WiFi drone, can’t figure out how operate it, and loses it in the sky.

Gretchen’s marriage plans

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After barging into her office and catching Lindsay using the “sex toilet” yet again, Gretchen talks to her about the upcoming marriage. Lindsay is more focused on her desire for a popcorn machine in the office, but Gretchen has plans. The two primary results of marriage are the transfer of her debt to Jimmy’s good name, and BJ’s slowing to trickle. She’s definitely the worst if the latter occurs.

Later, the pair plan on trying out what’s all the rage on reddit: champagne tampons. Or champons, so the girls can, as Lindsay puts it, have “drunk p****** tonight.”

Gold digging

Jimmy goes to Paul for financial advisement, and Paul says Gretchen’s super dependent, like Rob Kardashian or a dog whose back legs don’t work. Who Paul doesn’t warn Jimmy about, however, is Becca. She shows up at Jimmy’s house and, because she’s currently living at Lindsay’s apartment, asks to use Jimmy’s shower. Moments later Jimmy sees her naked in bed, and she asks him to debase her. Her ploy to get Jimmy’s money involves taking a photo of the pair.

He ends up turning the tables, however, by taking a photo of her c-section and threatening to send it to her mother.

Gold digging 2.0

Vernon storms in to tell Jimmy that last night, when Becca drank boxed win, smoked a joint, spit in her hand, and gave him a HJ, was one of the best nights of his life. it was full of great moments, and life is all about moments. Which is why he needs $14K to convert a Korean meatball truck into a roving medical truck (surgeries in a food truck business).

Gold digging 3.0

They all want Jimmy’s money, but Lindsay might be the worst. Like a tracking dog, she can literally smell the check in Jimmy’s pocket. And she wants to give him fellatio as a result of having the check. And when Jimmy uses the entire check to pay off his mortgage, she suddenly doesn’t have the urge.

This episode of You’re the Worst ends with Jimmy buying Gretchen a new car with a bow on top. The final scene, however, shockingly shows the same car all scratched to hell, parked directly in front of Jimmy’s home with a sold sign.. Someone else might eventually win the title of worst person on You’re the Worst.

You’re the Worst airs Wednesdays on FXX.