Dr. Pimple Popper Season 2, Episode 7: Scared Cyst-less recap

Dr. Pimple Popper continues to entertain with a Lord of the Rings character, memory of a professional boxer, and a series of unfortunate bumps.

How can the Popeye episode of Dr. Pimple Popper be topped?! Well, there is some serious damage to be done with the people showing up to see Dr. Lee.

As always, consider the time you watch the show. There’s a chance you might not like what you see. It’s highly advised you don’t watch if you have a sensitive stomach or just ate creamy mashed potatoes.

Taylor is an elf

Get your cartilage pierced, and you end up with elf ears. Taylor just started college and she has to hide her keloid ears from everyone. On top of that, they itch. On the plus side, she’s probably got great tales of Frodo Baggins arriving at Rivendell.

Taylor decides to get really dolled up for the procedure. Gold eye makeup and Missy Elliott video inspiration. “If you a fly gal, get your nails done. Get a pedicure, get your hair did.”

Jose’s baseball head

Most of the time Dr. Lee patronizes her guest a bit by pretending not to see their issue. This is not the case with Jose, because he looks like Hasim Rahman after the Holyfield fight. To be safe, Dr. Lee wants a CT Scan to ensure there aren’t underlying issues to the massive bump covering his peripheral vision. Surprisingly, it’s only when Dr. Lee makes this suggestion that he says he even considered the possibility of healthy-related issues. Based on the quick peek at his immediate family, the bumps run in the family. Moles everywhere.

One negative CT scan later, and the procedure is ready. The big challenge is maintaining Jose’s hairline, because the bump is so big it doesn’t permit a haircut. Lining him up would require a drafting compass. Dr. Lee goes two knuckles deep into his head and can’t remove the thing. It’s in there tight, and comes out looking like a calf liver mixed with a brain. The procedure looks more like Faces of Death than Dr. Pimple Popper.

Ken’s series of bumps

Ken has a series of bumps all over his back. His deep, southern Mississippi accent is so severe that he speaks English and needs closed captioning. Supporting Ken is his wife, who loves popping his bumps and squeezing out disgusting smelling juices.