Dr. Pimple Popper Season 4, Episode 7: Burst to worst
This week on Dr. Pimple Popper, there is an alien occupation, a calamine onesie, and a mother-daughter combo with similar assets.
We’re back in Dr. Pimple Popper‘s office, where the biggest bump in show history could cause enough office flooding that local schools begin to delay opening. Please be filled with pus. Please be filled with pus.
Let’s get to the reason I have Zofran and Benadryl on my bedside stand.
3. Gloriana and Yolanda
Gloriana has a lump. Yolanda tienes una pelota. (If she were Filipino it would be lumpia, which would be twice as funny.) Honestly, Gloriana’s shoulder bump looks like a dislocated bone, and her mother’s bump looks like a love handle. Meh. I’m already saying it’s a cyst on Gloriana.
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Dr. Lee has the same suspicions. And Dr. Lee tells the daughter that her mother has to lose weight before she can remove the bump! LOL. Classic. “Sorry, but I can’t find the bump for sure if it’s got all that insulation.” The mother doesn’t seem pleased.
The surgery is perhaps one of the grossest in recent Dr. Pimple Popper history. What gets squeezed out is a combo of sand, maggots, frijoles, caviar, and smashed feces.
2. Tim’s lipoma
Called it! I knew that massive basketball under Tim’s skin was a lipoma. What I didn’t consider was Tim had a 12-lb boulder on his back that Dr. Lee had to exorcise. I also didn’t even think about this guy being off-balance after the surgery. Another unforeseen condition is Tim having a little baby bladder that ruins road-trips and, apparently, this surgery. Dude had to literally get up and take a leak during the procedure.
Last but not least, I didn’t think about the fact that this bump is probably related to Krang.
3. Daniel’s psoriasis
What.The.F#@^. This poor guy. Nearly his entire body is covered in something that looks like dried mud. Or when you pour calamine lotion all over your body after getting poison ivy. It’s literally all over his body. He uses heaps of over the counter creams all over his body, and it doesn’t help the grayscale much.
To make matters worse, it’s apparently painful. When he sleeps this stuff seals together, and forms a semi-rigid cocoon of sorts. Morning movement pulls the crusty skin and causes bleeding. Each time they show is body I compulsively start scratching something on my body. The fact this guy hasn’t turned to hardcore narcotics or alcohol is a testament to his strength and courage.
Dr. Lee prescribes some biologic injections, which hopefully contain a considerable amount of hydrocodone. Ten weeks later, his skin looks so much better. Hell yes.
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Dr. Pimple Popper returns next Thursday to TLC with treatments that fuel nightmares.